Dear Body- I'm pretty sure you are starting to waddle...yep waddle. I know this last part of pregnancy is the craps, but you still have 4 weeks to go. So get a hold of yourself and try to walk normal..people are gonna start to stare if it gets any worse.
Dear Wardrobe- I know you probably hate me as much as I hate you right now but let's face it..you are not going to be getting any new additions to spruce yourself up anytime soon. It's just not worth it. 4 more weeks of the fat, ugly, paneled, stretchy clothes and then we will kiss them good-bye (oh who are we kidding..I will still be wearing you post baby..which is even a more depressing thought). Let's shoot for new Christmas clothes.
Dear tiled floor- Thanks for doing such a good job at hiding dirt...I hate mopping so it makes my life much easier.
Dear Bladder- You are worthless. I mean I know you've been through 5 pregnancies and all but really this every 2 (or less) hours of potty breaks and sneezing/coughing leakage has got to stop. You have until this baby is born and things better get immensely better or you are in serious trouble.
Dear house- please sell quickly..knowing how life goes, I'm sure I'll be trying to pack and clean my house, trying to buy another one and having a baby all at the same time...this stresses me out so if you could look your best and get sold, that would be super. Thanks!
Dear Raisin Nut Bran- I might have already sent you a letter but I can't remember..just to let you know I think you are the best cereal but you are seriously overpriced. You obviously think too highly of yourself..at least send out some coupons or something..geez!
Dear Maggie- You are so cute, I could listen to you all day with your "ah heck" (my heck) and "a sowwy" (I sorry) sayings in your cutest little voice. You are at a favorite age of mine.
Dear Fridge- tThanks for having a "lock" button on the water dispenser, seeing as how Maggie can reach you and has caused a few mini floods.
Dear Baby- Please let me know what your name is..that would be much easier than having to decide and agree with Nate. This is a toughie.
Dear Shirt- I am sorry that your shoulder is covered with tears and chewed up, slobbered gold fish crumbs. I am just too lazy to change you and Maggie will probably have another meltdown..so one shirt a day is all I am willing to go.
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Dear weird guy at the store...stop telling that one girl that she is sexy cuz it totally freaks her out!
Ah the little letters posts are my FAV! I am so with you on the wardrobe and even the lack of energy to change nasty spills and wardrobe malfunctions. Just let it ride... you deserve it. :)
I am dying right now! hahahaha! Okay, wait, I totally relate on the waddling and the wardrobe. I'm hoping for new Christmas clothes too. And I hear ya on a baby name. I think we finally decided, but I'm still not sure. And good luck with the house sale. And I have to say Ronin is at my favorite age too...he and Mags could be friends. Oh, and the bladder problem. Amen.
Good luck! I can't believe you only have four weeks left! That is so quick!
I always read your blog on my phone so I can't comment, but it's been awhile, so I thought I better tell you how hilarious you are. Although, you already know it. It's still nice to hear good things, right? When are you going to publish your book of letters? I will be the first to buy one.
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