I haven't posted for a bit...I am sort of bugged about blogging as of late. Mostly about the decision to go private or not. I really don't want to. But you know me and my honesty and opinions and well they seem to get me in trouble...What I really mean is that I have never thought to much about who reads my blog until a bit ago..I mostly just thought the people whose blogs I read, read mine. Get it? Apparently even people who dislike or could care less about me read my blog (which is bizarre to me because why would you bother to read about a person you didn't care about unless they think I'm fascinating as all get out) Any who..so now as a thought or blog idea comes to me, I find myself censoring what I should say or not say as to keep myself out of trouble. And to top it all off, I really don't think I'm mean..at least not on purpose. I kind of feel better, now that I have vented..so here are some little letters for your entertainment...
Dear Pregnant body- I wrote you a letter almost two years ago exactly, and here we are again...for the last time might I add. Because while you are doing a good job at growing a little babe, you are quickly going downhill and I am praying you can make it through these last 11 long weeks. Because lets face it..your hormones are seriously out of whack and I'm pretty sure Nate can't handle anymore nonsensical crying. Plus I know that little girl is sitting so low and feels like she'll fall out at any moment...just keep hanging on. I would say try to enjoy this last time you'll experience this miracle, but in reality, we both know that's not gonna happen and you just want to be done!
Dear Connor- Eleven years ago, as of yesterday, I became a mother for the first time...I can't believe you are 11! I mean 11! That is just plain crazy and while you are giving me a run for my motherhood money, I am glad you are mine. Hopefully this hormonal, weird funk/stage you are in won't last long. Although when I told my neighbor you were turning 11, she said, "oh 11..hold onto your belt buckle"...that can't be good. Maybe it's a good thing I have all girls after you...totally kidding..we love you bud!
Dear All-Star Baseball- I would say that I'm sad we are done with you, but that would totally be a lie.Playing baseball every single week since April is more than plenty. And 2nd place at state is the best deal in my book...I mean I can't say I was super excited about missing our family vacation to Lake Powell to go to the middle of the California desert to watch baseball in a million degree weather. So a big "whew!" from me and I finally feel like our real Summer can begin.
Dear fellow Manti Pool swimmers- I am sorry that you all had to see me in my swimming suit today. I'm sure it was less than attractive..but in my defense, I did wear swim shorts so you didn't have to see these white, thunderous thighs..and I am just about 30 weeks preggers...and I did buy a new top as to lift the girls and I thought it was pretty cute. Plus there are a plethora of other unpregnant people that look ten times worse than me...at least I tell myself that. Thanks for the fun time though..my girlies had a ball (no pics though..Nate has the camera with him in Denver..watching the Braves with Connor)
Dear DVD player in the car- You are seriously saving my life. Mags has become an actual fairish traveler thanks to you. We can actually go places without mass hysteria...it's a little bit of heaven..even if I have listened to "Toy Story 3" a bajillion times lately...it's worth the peace and quiet. I will highly recommend you to anyone. Nice job!
Dear bikes for kids- you really are too expensive. Don't you think it's a little too ridiculous..you must think very highly of yourself to be sold at K-Mart for $150...and you don't even work that well..I mean birthday gifts should not be so expensive. Now Nate wants to take you back and get a new one at a different store for twice that much. What I say? But he says at least it will work....but will you? I'm pretty sure it's not worth the investment..especially given how fast kids grow and that we have no boys to pass it down too..but Nate says the girls can ride a blue bike....oh really?? Try telling them that!
Dear Blog readers/followers- I hope I don't offend you..if I do, then you should stop reading my blog and please stop using my blog to get me in trouble..because I might be opinionated, but I am really a nice person and a mom and probably more like you than you think and this is just who I am...and if you are a creepy stalker then you should really stop reading my blog..I mean it!